Dear British Government,

I have just arrived from Canada,
do you remember Canada?
You see, my father moved there
from Scotland
and now I've moved back.

I was wondering if you could tell me
how to get my Scottish passport?

I have looked all over Edinburgh.
I looked on the internet.
I even went to the Gorbals
where my Da was born.
But I can't find the Home Office.

I know England is a separate
and busy nation,
but I figured being so close
and all,
you might know something.